my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
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My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you
my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house
my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty
Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go
My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops
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Good looks on Girls™:
• oversized denim jacket with patches and pins
• dress shirt + bowtie
• flower crown
• long sleeved shirt + choker
• glasses!!!1!!!!!!!
• lacey lingerie
• tank top+ basketball shorts
• all
• every look
• i’m not straight
I hope black girls everywhere get cute girlfriends.
I hope black girls everywhere get cute wives too.
I hope black girls with lady lovers are safe and cherished
Not all lesbians are thin white girls who wear Calvin Klein underwear and go camping every weekend. Lesbians are brown girls in salwar kameezes and bindis and black girls with dreadlocks and afros and Muslim girls in hijabs and Jewish girls in tznius, lesbians are fat girls and 5X+ girls and girls with big bones and girls who are 6 feet tall, lesbians are poor girls on welfare and girls getting food stamps and homeless girls and girls working multiple minimum wage jobs, lesbians are girls with depression and anxiety and girls with personality disorders and psychosis and girls in the hospital and girls who are suicidal, lesbians are girls with disabilities and girls in wheelchairs and girls with chronic pain and girls who are blind and deaf and girls who are in recovery and girls who can’t recover, lesbians are girls who are 5 years old and girls who are 85 years old and girls who have known their whole life and girls who just found out, lesbians are girls from literally all walks of life and all cultures and all religions and our stories are so unique and so vast and to reduce us to only a small group of girls who most of us aren’t is disingenuous of who we all are as a whole.
Cute Lesbian Starters
“That bra is really cute, but I think it’d look better ok the floor”
“What if we got matching kitty sweaters but one’s pink and one’s black??”
“If another straight guy says ‘hot’ while we hold hands I’m going to deck him”
“Do you think it’s cliché we go to starbucks?”
“I know The L Word is a lesbian stereotype show but I just love it a lot”
“I just…. don’t want any guys in my life. Just our cat. That’s the only exception.”
“Thigh socks or leggings?”
“I know your skin tone is darker than mine but this palette might work for the highlights”
“Do you thing straights girls fantasize about gay men like straight guys do to us???”
“I’m so glad I’m gay, no pregnancy, no dicks”
“I still can’t believe your family is buying 'we’re just best friends’ after four years”
“Why are there so little lesbian bars, this is bullshit, let’s go take over a gay one, our turf now”
“Do you think we’re soft pastel lesbians or strong goth lesbians?”
“I don’t just watch orange is the new black for the gay content…. kinda”
“I stole your panties and if you want them back you have to pull them if yourself~”
Reblog if you think black girls are cute
This is in response to a blog on here that claims to have cute girls of all types but seems to only have white and occasionally asian girls
shout out to the brown and black nonbinary people who don’t fit the stereotype of gender nonconforming, you’re all cute and valid and i know how hard it can feel to look for answers to your gender questions and not see anyone who looks like you. nonbinary poc are real, we’re valid and we exist!! ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
hello yes please imagine small boys wearing their boyfriends too-big sweatshirt and drowning in them
small boys having to stand on their tip toes to kiss their tall boyfriends
tall boys being able to pick up their small boyfriends like a little puppy
tall boys bending over to kiss their small boyfriends
boyfriends with height differences
Lesbian ask game!
1. Sun lesbian or moon lesbian
2. Flannel lesbian or sweater lesbian
3. Curly fry lesbian or waffle fry lesbian
4. Thrift store lesbian or high brow lesbian
5. 70’s disco lesbian or 90’s grunge lesbian
6. Fat cat lesbian or hairless cat lesbian
7. Chinese takeout lesbian or pizza delivery lesbian
8. Big dog lesbian or tiny dog lesbian
9. MoMA lesbian or metropolitan lesbian
10. Matte nail lesbian or glossy nail lesbian
11. Red lipstick lesbian or dusty rose lesbian
12. Crop top lesbian or maxi dress lesbian
13. Neck kisses lesbian or forehead kisses lesbian
14. Fluffy fat cat lesbian or tiny hairless cat lesbian
15. Leather jacket lesbian or letterman jacket lesbian
16. Puts too much salt on food lesbian or too much pepper
17. Glitter eyeshadow lesbian or matte eyeshadow lesbian
18. Flower lesbian or succulent lesbian
19. Ugly cat print sweater lesbian or jean jacket that looks like it’s been through a war lesbian
20. Spaghettios lesbian or Kraft dinner lesbian
21. Hot chocolate lesbian or lemonade lesbian
22. Champagne lesbian or whiskey lesbian
23. Dark aesthetic lesbian or pastel aesthetic lesbian
24. Silk velvet lesbian or crushed velvet lesbian
25. Ball gown lesbian or tuxedo lesbian
26. Forest lesbian or space lesbian
27. Lennon glasses lesbian or aviators lesbian
28. Hestia lesbian or Artemis Lesbian
29. Nose piercing lesbian or belly button piercing lesbian
30. Electric guitar lesbian or ukulele lesbian
31. Converse lesbian or doc martens lesbian
32. Hayley Kiyoko lesbian or Mary Lambert lesbian
33. Olive Garden lesbian or Chiles lesbian
34. Tarot card lesbian or astrology lesbian
35. Peppermint lesbian or cinnamon lesbian
36. Playing-with-her-hair lesbian or getting-hair-played-with lesbian
37. Victim of tickle attacks lesbian or tickle attacker lesbian
38. Tiny tattoo lesbian or whole sleeve of tattoos lesbian
39. Lady and the tramp lesbian or aristocats lesbian
40. Cool Rock collection lesbian or cool leaf collection lesbian
41. Art hoe lesbian or music hoe lesbian
42. 80’s windbreaker lesbian or 80’s blazer lesbian
43. Mom jeans lesbian or skinny jeans lesbian
44. Silver lesbian or gold lesbian
45. Flower crown lesbian or snap back lesbian
46. Annie on my mind lesbian or rubyfruit jungle lesbian
47. Breakfast club lesbian or princess bride lesbian
48. “Wanna cuddle?” Lesbian or surprise hug attack lesbian
49. Jupiter lesbian or Pluto lesbian
50. Make her mixtapes lesbian or sketchbook filled with drawings of her lesbian
i don’t appreciate the fact that voluptuous bodies are praised only if there’s skinny arms, a flat stomach and a chiselled face but you want thick thighs, a big bum and breasts. but you also don’t want stretch marks, cellulite, scars. …….like how do you think bodies work